Dollops of cheesy sounds served by DJ Paul aka Disco Dave …

This is our famous DJ PAUL aka Disco Dave and his better half ANN (check that hairstyle, girls, move over,Victoria Beckham). Paul is my favourite DJ in the world, not only because he calls me “the one and only” and “buxom” when he introduces me to the crowds but because he has picked “Big Spender” as my signature tune when I do my cabaret routine. Paul must know something that my current beau doesn’t know until he gets my monthly clothes bill on his credit card. Anyway, big up to Paul! What music this guy doesn’t have can be squeezed on the back of a tiny stamp – do I need to say more? . a play out master.